Our incoming t-shirt line started with tea… and then got a little unhinged—in the best way possible. Built around different tea types and unapologetic wordplay, this collection is for people who like their humor dry, their outfits comfortable, and their statements subtle but sharp. Think tea, but make it fashion. Think puns, but make them wearable.
Tea is often seen as calm, polite, and quiet. This line disagrees.
Tea is opinionated. Tea is cultural. Tea is emotional support in liquid form. And honestly? Tea is a little dramatic. So we took that energy and turned it into t-shirts that don’t just sit there—they say something.
Enter “Sobrietea.” Yes, it’s a pun. Yes, it’s intentional. Whether it speaks to actual sobriety, mental clarity, or just choosing tea over chaos, this shirt hits with dry humor and quiet confidence. It’s for anyone who’s cutting back, leveling up, or simply done explaining themselves. No lectures. No preachiness. Just vibes—and a really good pun.
Then there’s “Unitea.” Equal parts wholesome and sarcastic. Inspired by the fact that tea somehow manages to show up in every culture, every family, and every awkward conversation, this design is about togetherness without being corny. It’s unity, but lowercase. It’s connection without the group chat. It’s proof that sometimes the smallest things—like a cup of tea or a clever word—can still bring people together.
Each design in the collection plays off a different tea type and the personality that comes with it. Green tea isn’t just green tea—it’s growth, health, and low-key superiority. Black tea is bold, no-nonsense, and definitely judging you a little. Herbal tea is mysterious, unpredictable, and probably has opinions about astrology. Chai is layered, loud, warm, and impossible to ignore. Just like the people who wear them.
The designs are clean, but the humor isn’t afraid to be clever, ironic, or slightly unhinged. These shirts are meant to be worn casually and confidently—out with friends, at your favorite café, or anywhere someone might read your chest and laugh. Or nod. Or ask where you got it.
At the end of the day, this line isn’t just about tea. It’s about language, identity, and not taking yourself too seriously. It’s for people who appreciate a good pun, a good outfit, and a good cup of something warm while the world stays weird.
Because life is chaotic.
Tea helps.
And wordplay makes it better.